Sucks cock whilst eating a bowl of chicken chow mein usually on a soothing sunday before a hard day for school and after monday he fucks a nigger
Jesus is a big boy
by Penisbumhole September 5, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus being the nice guy we all knew him as was acctually just a man with a shit KD. like literally he died twice and dint kill shit
by Kaiser_John November 19, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.
by jesus646 October 8, 2018
Get the jesusmug. One of the most easily known for pictures of him being inaccurate, because he doesn’t look like the people that live in Jerusalem.
by Wut Iz Dis January 14, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021
Get the jesusmug. A Tall nice guy that you should never let go. Usually takes a while to gain his trust. He will only stick with his true friends. He can be stubborn at times but that’s not how he really is. He’s a bitch at times if you get him mad or do something stupid, but once you get to know them you’ll grow fonder of them everyday. He has many friends and can be seen as a popular guy. Once you gain their trust, they will never forget about you.
There is No One like Jesus
by BestWriter04 March 4, 2018
Get the Jesusmug.