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Polish fiddle 

A solo sex act in which a lady tittie-fucks herself with a dildo. (Orig. Only a Polish woman would be dumb enough to tittie fuck herself with a dildo. Also, the act of tittie-fucking oneself with a dildo would produce a motion much like bowing a violin).
Susie Woznoski: "My god- my neck is so sore."
Dana: "Why?"
Susie Woznoski: "I tried the Polish fiddle last night. I did it for hours and never came." :(
Polish fiddle by bobby771 September 25, 2009
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fiddlesticks 

1) Sticks, or branch-like objects that are left in careless places, just awaiting a small child to pick them up and give them a good fiddling with.

2) A Voilin Bow (pl)
1) "Oh Crikey! Jepetto has found my fiddlesticks!"

2) "All my fiddlesticks are made of cat gut I'm afraid"
fiddlesticks by zippy January 5, 2005

fiddlestick 

Hey, let's go to fiddlesticks and get laid guys!
fiddlestick by virginiarambler October 22, 2010

Kiddy Fidler

Will C. (Pedophile); who likes to touch little kids and gets off on it.

jimmy-mc-fiddlestick 

the lower part of a males body known as the genitals
come here boy play with my jimmy-mc-fiddlestick

fiddlers elbow 

During the act of intercourse (Homo or Hetro) the bum(fanny) moves backwards and forward at high speed! Just like Nigel Kennedy's elbow!
On New Year's Eve Paul's arse was going like a fiddlers elbow when we caught him knobbing that fat lass!
fiddlers elbow by Mr Mallet November 10, 2006
The fiddler is blowing a new fiddle, so he can smoke his crittle.
fiddle by EH of HB November 5, 2007