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Im reading the first book (the actual book made of paper) in a long time. My friend recommended it when i told her that artistically i am stuck. Ordered it immediately, putting all hope into it. Its called The Artist's Way, and it does mention concepts like god which always makes me uncomfortable. I'll give it a try because i trust my friend on this.
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by Krkič September 28, 2020
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Conestoga High School

my alma mater...as long as i can remember, our slogan has been "welcome to Conestoga High School, where the grades are high, and the kids are higher." also known as Conestoners, and/or Stoga Stoners. i graduated a bit ago but still love that high school in Berwyn, PA, just outside of Philly. when i was there, there were literally no rules, the teachers were super chill, and everyone got along except for the silly fights. most of my fellow alumni are progressive and kind. idk what happened after i left, but when i was there, it was the best high school a lil stoner girl like me could ask for. go Pioneers, class of 2013!
"Oh you went to Stoga, as in Conestoga High School?! You guys really know how to get down. The last Stoga kid i met smoked all my weed and stole my ma's Oxy script! Best day i ever had."
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
by schmokey February 3, 2021
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Pig Contest

Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.
We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!
by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
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Nasal Congestion

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.
Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.
by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019
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A spare dick in a fucking contest

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.
"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"
by hteb78 April 29, 2013
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Conception

Prelude to Birthday. The Day after you came in a vagina.
Richard looked back on his daughters birthday and realized the panic he felt during conception was worth it after all.
by El Normatico January 15, 2009
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Concert Hangover

The feeling the day after a concert of grogginess, sore throat and body, partial deafness, and the extreme desire to go back. Similar to a standard hangover.
"That A Day To Remember concert was insane last night!"
"Yeah, but I'm suffering a major concert hangover from it."
"That sucks. Hey, they're doing another show in Baltimore tonight. Wanna go?"
"Heck yes!"
by Malmo January 5, 2014
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