Wizeguy400's definitions

Nasal Congestion

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.

Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.

by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019

Popeyes

A fried chicken place which serves the best mashed potatoes ever. Its also a rip off of kfc, or vice versa.

hey man wanna get some Popeyes?
Sure, ill have 3 tenders.

by Wizeguy400 July 6, 2018

Yes.

A word that means "Alot of that object". Used in meme context.

How much of (object) do you want?

Yes.

by Wizeguy400 May 31, 2019

Cold Caller

A person who called you about a service that you did not apply for.

Hey, I didn't say anything about a lawn mowing service. Damn cold caller!

by Wizeguy400 April 24, 2019

9,223,372,036,854,775,807

The 64 bit integer limit.

Person 1: What is this huge number?

Person 2 (Master Coder): It is the 64 bit integer limit. That number is over nine quintillion.

Person 2 (Master Coder): 9,223,372,036,854,775,807, to be exact.

by Wizeguy400 December 17, 2018