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my alma mater...as long as i can remember, our slogan has been "welcome to Conestoga High School, where the grades are high, and the kids are higher." also known as Conestoners, and/or Stoga Stoners. i graduated a bit ago but still love that high school in Berwyn, PA, just outside of Philly. when i was there, there were literally no rules, the teachers were super chill, and everyone got along except for the silly fights. most of my fellow alumni are progressive and kind. idk what happened after i left, but when i was there, it was the best high school a lil stoner girl like me could ask for. go Pioneers, class of 2013!
"Oh you went to Stoga, as in Conestoga High School?! You guys really know how to get down. The last Stoga kid i met smoked all my weed and stole my ma's Oxy script! Best day i ever had."
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
by schmokey February 3, 2021
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