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scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.
wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.
by isk_andurz January 2, 2009
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Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint glass. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth, but can be custom catered to the alcoholic's preference.
Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown! On the double!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about? A ticket to what?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school ya amateur! I need to wet my whistle before I slay!
Bartender: Oh! Ticket to slaytown! Coming right up!
by Dan Slaypiece November 3, 2008
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Ticket

20 (twenty) dollars USD of a bag of Heroin. heroin drugs bag
Named for the container of folded paper which is done in such a way that it holds the drugs and looks like a paper ticket to a show or movie.
by milkyDG_sT May 21, 2018
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Ticket to ride

A ticket to ride means something must happen for something else to happen usually the ride being more important than the ticket.

A phrase first used in the Beatles song 'Ticket to ride' in which according to the book by Steve Turner was coined by John Lennon as a way to describe prostitutes who worked in the streets of Germany, these women acquired a card from medical authorities, which stated they were in good health. In this context the ticket is the medical card and the ride is the experience with the prostitute, within this context the medical card is used as a prerequisite.

In modern times this phrase has been used by Mark Goldbridge to describe how football fans are being exploited by footballers to sell merchandise and so on. Without the fans, no merchandise would be sold. In this context the fans are the ticket and the revenue from merchandise sales are the ride.
Person 1: Could you ask your parents if it's okay to come over tomorrow
Person 2: They gave me the Ticket to ride yesterday so I'll be there
by titusoneil August 28, 2021
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Crotch Ticket

A Crotch ticket is when a male human signals to a female human by ejackulating on paper or plastic and sticking it on the females back
Male's freind: Dude she's checking you out!
Male; Aww sweet ill give her a Crotch Ticket!
by JC'Onine January 30, 2009
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premature ticketulation

Buying many and/or expensive tickets to music gigs or festivals without waiting to see if your friends can make it.
I had such a bad case of premature ticketulation, I bought 10 tickets to see Basshunter but none of my friends want to go, now I'm stuck with them.
by Tee Elle See February 26, 2010
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pussy ticket

One standard U.S dollar used for acquisition of stripper pussy.
That stripper only charged me one pussy ticket to sniff her pussy.
by Dickcheese109 March 18, 2017
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