winnit sniff

when a person picks a poo crumb (winnit) from their bum and sniffs it

errr ya little winnit sniff

by winnitsniffer September 22, 2017

First Sniff of Death

When you walk in to a toilet cubicle at work realising someone else has just been there and you can only hold your breath for so long.

The First Sniff of Death is that first breath.

Buddy: "You look a bit pale. Everything ok?"
Me: "I went to the can and realised too late that Colin had just been in before me. The First Sniff of Death melted my sinuses and have permanently damaged my nostrils and lungs".

by Dolphsps January 5, 2018

Whisker Sniff

When you nestle your nose deep in her pussy bush on the way down to performing cunnilingus so you can sniff around and make sure all smells nice and fresh.

Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.

Thank goodness I did the whisker sniff last night on that ho I picked up at the bar. It was emitting the aroma of a box of oysters sitting in the sun. I slipped back up, put on a sheath and gave her the D instead.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Bell sniff

A sniffer of cheesy bell ends

That prick there is a fucking bell sniff

by Master of Debates June 25, 2018

seattle sniff

When a faggot gives himself a dutch oven the morning after.

Brad pitt couldnt remember the guys name so he did the seattle sniff.

by Pretty funny December 10, 2019

right shift

the right shift button is probably one of the least used buttons on the keyboard, people usually use the left shift cuz its easier to access.

Friend: Am I the only person who actually uses the right shift?

Me: of course you are.

by ThunderTheFurry November 24, 2020

Granny Shifter

USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers

US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?

by SMCLG September 22, 2022