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Swedishly raped

Consensual sex that starts out with a condom but ends up without one, ergo, the sex was not consensual. (Apparently having consensual sex in Sweden without a condom is punishable by a term of imprisonment of a minimum of two years for rape.)
unicorn: "um, you're so wet and tight i think the condom might come off while we're sexing each other."
pterodactyl: "it's ok if it does. let's keep fucking :)"
unicorn: "ok"
pterodactyl: "BAWK, RAPE"
international swat team: "Ah ha, we've got you red handed. Arrested for Swedishly raping this sweet innocent pterodactyl. No more wikileaks for you."
pterodactyl: "Good thing there were five of us in the room. That would have been more awkward then getting Swedishly raped!"
by MurpBawker December 8, 2010
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skull raped

To be shot unexpectedly in the back of one's head. This term can be used in first person shooter games where one dies from head shot without knowing that they were targeted. May not always be used in real life situations for victim is usually dead.
Guy playing cs: "haha im pwning cs..."
*headshot*
"WTF?!? howd i die?"
"Dammit i got skull raped."
by stphn_kng November 5, 2006
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Rateher

The old female ranking system of 1-10 is out dated, subjective, and unrealistic. The rateher female ranking system is a new system that is simple and universally understandable. Rather than a 1-10 scale the rateher female ranking system utilizes a simple 1-3 scale.

1 - A female so hot that you would go around and brag to all your friends that you had sex with her. Exceptions are celebrities or other news worthy people. They may be a 2 or a 3, but due to celebrity factors you may brag. As a warning this may not be advisable though. Calling Roseanne Barr a 1 could get you crucified.

2 - A decent looking female that you would have sex with. You wouldn't go around bragging about having sex with her, but when confronted you would admit to the encounter.

3 - A horrible looking female (so you assume). You would still have sex with her, under the right circumstances, but you would never tell a soul. This the type of information you would take to your grave.
"Is that John Doe's wife? What do you rateher?"

"How would you rateher that new secratary?"

"You heard of that new rateher system?"
by Jastool July 27, 2010
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Raterman

The name is derived from the Black Forest region of Bavaria and translates into English to mean "French Tickler".
William, "Oh good, my esteemed and beloved friend Raterman is approaching the group."

Tiffany, "OMG, did you hear what/how his family's name came to be?"

Amber, "Yes, I've heard that he is a French Tickler."

Thiessen, "Yeah, his name's origin is very accurate."
by ChestRockwell1972 September 16, 2010
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ratdump

A delicious blend of your favorite light beer, oj and cranberry juice. Established in Rathdrum, Idaho
Hey barkeep, I'll have a tasty ratdump
by Laces04 May 12, 2016
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raedy

if we are going to survive as Jean Jacques Rousseau type educated people in this mediapocricy world, we need to be raedy. Not only read the papers and stuff, but critically listen to the tv with an open mind before passively consuming propaganda
by Sexydimma November 26, 2016
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rateater

a man, especially a bigoted or otherwise bootlicking one.

Variations include "ratbreath", "ratmouth", etc.
Some rateater got arrested for assault on the train today.

Men will see a rat and go "Is anyone gonna eat this?" and not wait for an answer.
by mockmind May 23, 2020
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