Poor Card Player

Someone who doesn't have a firm grasp of the cards in his hands while playing.

Good Card Player: "Come on! Throw a card! The 8 spades, Let's get this game going.."

Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"

by Cgsoldier333 August 7, 2010

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Get the Poor Card Playermug.

alcohol and poor judgement

College.

Alcohol and poor judgement. aka college

by mr. poopypants12345 November 6, 2013

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Get the alcohol and poor judgementmug.

A beating delivered by two or more people against one person who had previously been the object of disdain or ridicule, such as an annoying drunk at a party or a persistent vagrant hounding people for change.

Dave: what happened to Brian at the party? He's all messed up looking.

Joel: he got drunk and staggered into the band's gear and then he wouldn't go home so the band gave him the poor ole tom.

Dave: Ouch!

by killersbytrade June 7, 2010

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Get the poor ole tommug.

The Poor Man's Platty

Better known as Natural Ice or by its street name, "Natty Ice". The alcohol content in these babies is as high as balls so 12 of them will have you off your ass. A 12 pack goes for about 6 dollars, so Natty Ice has become known as "The Poor Man's Platty" referring to Bud Light Platinum. Drink these and you're bound to blackout, which is always a good time.

Guy: "Damn only got 6 bucks left."

Other Guy: "Don't worry you can get a 12 of The Poor Man's Platty at that CVS"

Guy: "Deadass those are fire. We're gettin wrecked tonight."

by DairyBarn6969 April 18, 2016

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