by copyjew June 29, 2006
Get the jesusmug. A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so that he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
by Squee4Starscream March 9, 2008
Get the jesusmug. Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:16
by Emery Day April 11, 2007
Get the jesusmug. Luke 8:28
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"
Jesus, Son of God
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"
Jesus, Son of God
by Wheels August 4, 2005
Get the jesusmug. by zedo August 14, 2006
Get the jesusmug. and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes
by buttonfly June 13, 2003
Get the jesusmug. by SMgangsta760 January 13, 2005
Get the jesusmug.