jesus

The most well-known Jew, after Woody Allen.

Woody Allen is a mitzvah to humankind! Jesus? What chutzpah!

by copyjew June 29, 2006

jesus

A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so that he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Easter: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

by Squee4Starscream March 9, 2008

jesus

Jesus is the way to God. He died for all of us and loves us very much.

Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:16

by Emery Day April 11, 2007

jesus

the only perfect man to ever walk the face of this earth and give hope a definition

Luke 8:28
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"

Jesus, Son of God

by Wheels August 4, 2005

jesus

A word impossible to define, Greater than any possible definition.

Jesus you know what's in my heart without me saying it.

by zedo August 14, 2006

jesus

Jesus saves sinners...

and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes

by buttonfly June 13, 2003

jesus

christians saviour. Gods son.

my #1 homie above everyone else

by SMgangsta760 January 13, 2005