by copyjew January 10, 2005
A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so that he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
by Squee4Starscream March 09, 2008
Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:16
by Emery Day April 04, 2007
Luke 8:28
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"
Jesus, Son of God
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"
Jesus, Son of God
by Wheels July 15, 2005
by zedo August 14, 2006
and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes
by buttonfly June 13, 2003
by SMgangsta760 January 14, 2005