jesus

Jesus Christ is the son of God according to the Christian faith.

Jesus is my homeboy. Amen.

by lucky April 2, 2005

jesus

the original zombie

dude jesus died on a cross and came back 3 days later

by jren15 April 11, 2012

jesus

jesus (verb) to make a girl cum twice. (derived from the second coming of Jesus Christ)

Person1: Is your girl still mad at you?
Person2: Nah I jesus'd her and we're good now.

by Cock and Ball Torture November 23, 2016

jesus

The most well-known Jew, after Woody Allen.

Woody Allen is a mitzvah to humankind! Jesus? What chutzpah!

by copyjew January 10, 2005

jesus

A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so that he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Easter: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

by Squee4Starscream March 9, 2008

jesus

Jesus is the way to God. He died for all of us and loves us very much.

Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:16

by Emery Day April 4, 2007

jesus

the only perfect man to ever walk the face of this earth and give hope a definition

Luke 8:28
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"

Jesus, Son of God

by Wheels July 15, 2005