jesus

The most well-known Jew, after Woody Allen.
Woody Allen is a mitzvah to humankind! Jesus? What chutzpah!
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A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so that he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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Jesus is the way to God. He died for all of us and loves us very much.
Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:16
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the only perfect man to ever walk the face of this earth and give hope a definition
Luke 8:28
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"

Jesus, Son of God
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A word impossible to define, Greater than any possible definition.
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and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes
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my #1 homie above everyone else
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