Garretson

A dick infested town with not only one long penis but 2 long penises. mr. and mrs. long have tiny buttholes and like it like the kids that lurk within

you - ew mr long is gay and he lives in garretson.

me - yes we know.

us - save uss from this place called dicked gtown

by TheGuyWhoLivesInGarretson January 17, 2020

garrett

a man (large) who likes to play with ballz and blockz

garrett plays with blockz and ballz

by bumbee liston February 27, 2020

gargrella

the girl with the most SCRUMDIDDLYUMPTIOUS cheeks on the earth

damn that girl is defo a gargrella, look at her man

by theestallion03 June 4, 2020

garret7

To call a toxic csgo player which keep spamming "?" (easy) but actually he just camping at spawn with AWP + ARMOR

A: ? why so easy dude?
B: hmmm garret7

by garret fat cck June 21, 2020

Garrett

A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.

Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.

by Shjabsjejd August 9, 2020

Garcelle

Beloved healer of men.

Guy #1: Hey friend. How are you. I heard you broke all the bones in your body in the car accident yesterday.

Guy #2: Yeah, no worries. Garcelle healed me.

by The Kevinist September 6, 2020

Garrett Kimzey

A Garrett Kimzey is a somtimes nice person but is always very needy and is a big lier. A garrett is amazing with girls . Relationship s with a Garrett never last wrong

Our classmate is quite the Garrett Kimzey

by A_Random_Human_Being September 8, 2020