morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

by Jake January 20, 2004

gloryhole virgin

A gloryhole virgin is a guy who has never sucked dick or been sucked at a gloryhole.

Some guys here at the Academy are gloryhole virgins!

by eda-skip November 23, 2022

Morning glory

When you wake up. Look down. Realise you got some fat bulge. #erection #forthegang

Keith - Yo Jusdog, I had morning glory today.
Jusdog - OK.

by Dangli Wang October 17, 2018

Fist of Glory

A full-bodied, well deserved, punch in the rectum. The performance of the Fist of Glory is usually accompanied by a loud, soul-shaking roar. Given out of spite, respect, love, cowardice, or humor; the Fist of Glory if performed right, is like a sucker punch for your butthole.

"If I see that damn mailman again, I'm gonna give him the Fist of Glory"

"Grandma sure gave that guy a Fist of Glory"

by asbelloniblood June 3, 2009

Gloryhound

One who seeks to bask in the light of glory by showing his technical prowress.

Alan is a gloryhound - he likes to prove how evil Microsoft really is by sending out spiffy J2EE articles.

by Jabba the PizzaHut November 12, 2002

Glory Fraulein Wolfe

Well-published Naperville Illinois Artist who emersed from self-studied skills. Artworks are now being sold and galleried in varying subjects in paintings from Landscape, Seascape, Floral, Wildlife, Animals, Figure, and Still Life. Her artworks can be viewed at fineartamerica.com which offers Print-On-Demand with previews at a reasonable price. She is also commissioned for Wall Murals in both residential and commercial establishments.

Photography on documentary events and special occasions is also her forte most photos can be viewed at frauleincreations.ning.com.

She shares her passion for art by teaching in art classes, including one-on-one private tutorials.

This 2009, she has ventured into novel fiction writing. Her first book, Preserver of Life: The Memoirs of Jericho, a dark fantasy/paranormal dwelling on Angelology is now being published by Wild Child Publications. Excerp may also be viewed at booksie.com.

wild child publications
fineartamerca.com
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frauleincreations.ning.com
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by an art fan May 20, 2009