Anal Fries

Pouring chocolate on fries to make it look like you put it inside someone’s anus

Damn I want some anal fries right now!

by @vrocarlos January 29, 2018

fried pie

Someone who has done waayyyy too much LSD and never really "came back"

Last night was wild man, I feel like such a fucking fried pie.
Ya I don't know if I'll ever think strait again!

by Tootsmgoo February 16, 2017

The Fried Jack

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese

Kyle: Hey Brian, want to do The Fried Jack?

Brian: No, do you remember last time, Mom will kill us.

by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020

fried slurry

A gone off omelette.

Fried slurry smells rank.

by Debskelly1985 May 4, 2023

curly fried

a code name for getting fingered .

Bitch I really just want to get curly fried!
He curly fried me in the movie theater.

by Jmoe_moe December 18, 2016

air fried

(Adj.) A term used to describe someone who has recently improved their appearance by toning up or dropping a few LB’s. The thinking behind this phrase is comparable to someone who could previously be thought of as deep fried chicken (heavy/greasy) but now appears to be more like air fried chicken (more healthy/light than before).

Example #1: Damn Amy, you’re looking air fried! Have you been hitting the gym?

Example #2: Ally how did you get so air fried? Are you doing those protein shakes as meal replacements or something different?

Example #3: Wow Julie! That 40-day no sugar cleanse has you lookin air fried!

by 2 FunnyAss Teacher Gals August 6, 2020

Flying Fried

To smoke marijuana while driving around aimlessly. The weed equivalent of a booze cruise.

"Btw, we are flying fried"
"oh fuck yeah"

by DINmofo June 9, 2009