why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

True girlfriend experience

Raw sex... no condom

Hey!.

What’s your donation?..
Well it’s $150 for 1 hour
And$350 a true girlfriend experience...

by Albeaii July 16, 2018

NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT

It is this fact the MANDATORY SHITEATER in placeRETRIBUTION for pedophilia.

This is not the NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT which very elaborately us the act of retribution not imaginary as truly for real.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 14, 2021

THE MICHEAL ANYLA STEVENSON BALLARD EXPERIENCE

you call this anyone who is this High Risk Pimp. that kidnaps very beautiful women or little girls who make a good wife material, and sell them to be someone sex slave. i dont know how they came up with the name but i keep hearing about it, so i had to post the details on this. its high risk because anyone who gets caught, will suffer the worst punishment ever.

i need me THE MICHEAL ANYLA STEVENSON BALLARD EXPERIENCE, money is no object, i must have it.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

Mercedes Experience

Mercedes Experience comes from a specific scene in P-Valley. In Series 2 Episode 4 of the series, Mercedes, is called up to the family home of Coach and his wife Farrah. Mercedes proceeds to entertain the couple with a pole-dancing performance, but Coach gets more than he bargained for when things soon become rather intimate between Mercedes and his wife.

Hey mercedes wanna come and show me a experience . Lets call it a Mercedes experience 🙂

by BkIceyy July 14, 2022

Boyfriend experience

When a real man finally drops on his new woman his good lovin-body-rockin-knockin boots all night long and claims her to be his.

I asked this girl to came over for some “Netflix and chill” so I had to give her the boyfriend experience.

by Dirty Sanchez Suavemente May 21, 2019

Sexual experience

When someone is gorgeous, funny, sweet, curious, smart, sexy, loyal, but never had a really good sexual experience to do nasty horny stuff.

Guy: -That girl is an angel but she could use a fuck with someone who knows what he is doing.
Guy 2: -Yeah, I wanna give her a sexual experience of her life.

by Sheisnotme January 10, 2021