ColonTapps

a sexual predator :o

Dude, this ColonTapps keeps following me to the bathroom ._.

by Yammins March 6, 2007

Colon Cleanser

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.

by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010

Colonel Valor

A sexual maneuver where a masked man has anal sex with a woman, racing to finish before a time bomb detonates.

For purists, the bomb is set to six muntes, seven seconds.

I was in the middle of giving her a Colonel Valor, when I realized it wasn't about her.

by Purist86 January 2, 2011

colon cowgirl

(n.) A girl who partakes in lots of anal ass-play adventures at various locations on multiple occasions. Usually is on top during these adventures, but may occasionally ride side saddle.

That girl is a colon cowgirl because at least she can't get pregnant again.

by Philosophical123 April 21, 2010

Colonial Decision

Anything that one does to veer away from something normal. It applies to sibling rivalry or going against peer pressure. It also can mean something that you do that is boldly different.

Cole Sprouse made the colonial decision when he decided to dress like a pilgrim while his bro Dylan kept on the normal teenager path.

by EileenJo January 28, 2013

Colon Yodel

A particularly long and loud fart, usually with multiple changes of pitch.

I tried to choke off that fart in the 'vator, but once it started leaking I just went all colon yodel.

by luckymike January 18, 2008

Kentucky Colonels

1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.

2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.

1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.

2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.

by PMax February 24, 2008