Study Boner

The inability to study due to decreased blood flow to brain due to excess blood flowing to the penis. Academics often have fantasies of hot females naked thus distorting their trail of thought. Often leads to masturbation which is followed by a productive period of study proceeded by fatigue.

"I was just about to start Anatomy when I discovered I had a study boner"

by McNultyfied February 28, 2012

Death boner

The act of having an erection post-mortem, usually caused by hanging or some form of asphyxiation, also it is know to be the biggest, hardest boner one will experience in their lifetime (or death as the case may be).

Man, I saw Adelinas' ass in a bikini, that shit gave me the death boner!!

by Shwanky April 8, 2012

glaive boner syndrome

When ever you hear a song by glaive you get a boner 5 seconds I

Am I only the only one here with glaive boner syndrome

by Redjet64 November 18, 2021

Tall girl boner

One simply getting a boner from an unusually tall girl.

Jimmey gets a Tall girl boner every time he sees his teacher in math class.

by Pig problems May 30, 2014

Hisoka Golden Boner

When you have such an intense boner it glows in a state of euphoria.

"Hey, Hisoka, look at that kid"
"Stfu you're giving me a Hisoka Golden Boner"

by epicondylitis May 28, 2020

boner tuck

when you flip your erection up and tighten your belt to hold it close to your body in order to deter people from staring at your boner when you stand up

"dude, i was makin out with that girl but i had to hit the boner tuck when her mom walked in so she wouldnt see my wood"

by Big Hutch April 27, 2006

Raging Boner

A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!

I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!

by Operator October 6, 2004