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Apple Bobbing

A form of foreplay that involves a man or woman taking a Macintosh apple, inserting it into a woman's vagina and attempting to retrieve it by only using his or her teeth.
1. "That Macintosh is too bruised for apple bobbing; the juices will secrete from her vagina."

2. "I totally apple bobbed Susan last night at that Halloween party."
by MoMagikarp July 19, 2013
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bobbitt

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt
by bill the cat October 29, 2008
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bobit

I told my boss die in a fire and left. But I pulled a total bobit and forgot my motorcyle was still locked in his garage.
by 8nonymous December 9, 2008
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steady bobbin

When orca whales surface to breathe, thus repeatedly showing a portion of their back and their dorsal fin. steady bobbing
"The orcas were feeding and so were not breaching or spyhopping, but only steady bobbin."
by nztnztnzt July 5, 2009
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Bobbythas

by Anonymous August 22, 2003
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boobity foo'

1. Out of the loop; Naive; Cracker-like
And them girls was thinkin' I'm all boobity foo'.
by Roy Franklin Harmon IV February 26, 2003
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bobit

A parasitic organism. Similar to the common leach. Often found attached to the anus of various waterfoul.
Jesus christ look at the size of the bobit on that ducks ass!
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
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