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Bimp

God damn Matt you were such a bimp today
by otto7 February 28, 2020
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Bimbo busdriver

A black American on welfare that drives around on a ghetto bus with broken wheels. The bimbo busdriver picks up black kids and takes them to ice cream shops so he can poison their food then have sex with them. The bimbo busdriver is not fond of white children, and as far as we know, he voted for Obama.
Trayton: Dude, I totally got fucked by the Bimbo busdriver.
Jim: rawrflagurgiflamjansem Barack Obama.
by Zerazell December 21, 2010
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bimbosity

The philosophy of voluntarily acting like a bimbo or the cluster of behaviors that define intentional female idiocy.
She was blonde and gorgeous, and a card carrying Mensa, but she preferred to flaut her hopeless bimbosity to the delight of the assembled men.
by Gee Toe June 1, 2005
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Bimp

dude she gave me a bimp
by assass22 October 4, 2010
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bimbonic plague

Overview:

A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.

Scope:

As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.

As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.

Effects:

Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)

-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl

Cures:(include)

-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus

Known Causes:

-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
TheDailyShow: Lately the bimbonic plague has been sweeping america.
by Checkov- May 10, 2005
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Bims

A pair of fake timberlands.
Joe: I only got $30 but i really want a pair of "Tims"
Mike: So run over to payless and buy some Bims. Nobody will notice.
by NappyMan November 26, 2007
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nimbly-bimbly

As stated above, used to describe grace, balance and poise. Cats form the most common example.
Once again from super-troopers:
'Do I look like a cat to you boy?
jumping all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree'
by 2Ph0x July 27, 2006
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