Flinky job 

The act of inserting a open bottle of vodka into a women's vagina, Then fucking it without a condom

That girl experienced a flinky job last night

Flinky job by Habarlament June 21, 2019

Smoosh Job 

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.

Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.

Smoosh Job by Epicwins July 6, 2019

bait job 

A job that is posted by a company and/or recruiter with the intention of never filling the position. Some reasons for this include gathering resumes to "see what's out there" or to make it appear to the public that they are growing more than they actually are. More nefarious motives include harvesting people's personal data or using the job as part of a bait and switch, where people apply for one job but are instead directed towards another, usually less desirable, one during the interview process.

Fooled by another bait job. I applied for "Lead Software Developer" but was told at the interview I'd be a better fit for "Janitor."

bait job by DJ Fitness July 10, 2019

guilt job 

When you’re simply feeling too guilty to fix something, you give them a blow job.

Mellisa was so guilted after going through my messages that she just had to give me a guilt job to make up for it.

guilt job by Mel Brobank July 12, 2019

Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

Cob Job by eiirev August 19, 2019

Fan Job 

When someone sucks on your weenus (the loose skin on elbow) in a steamy makeout.

“Hey Joe, can I give you a fan job?” -Stephanie
“Hell yeah!” -Joe

Fan Job by JustYourRegularJoe August 28, 2019

blob job 

when you get head from blobby

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”

blob job by nanalover123 October 1, 2019