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John Campbell

1 - A 'news' reporter fronting a program on New Zealand's TV3 station dealing with current affairs called 'Campbell Live'.
His reporting style is generally sensationalist and severely biased towards the perceived underdog. He commonly promotes public outrage by feeding the ignorant masses false or exaggerated claims based on pseudoscience. He also supports any minority group he can find, despite the fact that he is the epitome of an upper-middle class metro white guy. This, among other things, makes him a Fag Enabler.
2 - to "do a John Campbell" is to get stuck repeating words like "but" in an annoying squeaky, whingey tone when someone is saying something you don't agree with, especially when the statement you disagree with has something to do with minorities. Named after the aforementioned NZ reporter.
Sam: "I don't like ethnic minorities"
Bernard: (in squeaky voice) "but...., but....., but......, but......, but....., the..... Tangata Whenua......"

Bernard has unwittingly just done a perfect John Campbell.
John Campbell by HB1459 January 25, 2009
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john Cena 

A wrestler who has a rapper/ gangsta gimmick and is the WWE Champion but is booed by most fans because they are racist retards.
John Cena is the WWE Champion but is hated by some fans cuz there racists, he dons a rapper/gangsta gimmick that is usually associated with African Americans.
john Cena by S-Bladewarrior September 30, 2006

john howard 

Official Name: John Winston Howard.
Official Title: His Hon. Prime Minister.
Where: The Commonwealth of Australia.

Achievements: As the longest serving Prime Minister 11 March, 1996 - Present) since Sir Robert Menzies ( of The Commonwealth of Australia, His Hon. PM John Howard has notably brought the nation of Australia onto the World list. His recent IR (Industrial Relation) reforms have ensured Australia a secure and notably distinguished economy. He too has brought to the nation of Australia, a strong representation of Australian principles to the global world.
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johnsonville

A sausage fest. A gathering with too many men and no women.
Overzealous Hipster 1: Great block party, eh? Cold beers, burgers on the grill, Buffet bumpin in the background...
Overzealous Hipster 2: Yeah bro, but where did the chicks fly off to? This patio just became extreme Johnsonville.
johnsonville by Babbo June 19, 2008

Bleezy Johnson 

The act of having sex with a virgin or a girl who is on her period and when you are about to ejaculate pull out and titty-fuck the individual so the blood from her vagina gets on her tits and then ejaculate on her face.
Bill: Dude I totally pulled off the Bleezy Johnson last night!!! She wasnt too happy about it though she had to take a shower after.

Jim: I bet dude she was already on her period and then you get her own period blood on her?! Gross dude!
Bleezy Johnson by UncleGameTight September 3, 2009

Jack Johnson

Hawaiian singer, as well as surf movie director, ex-pro surfer for Quiksilver, and a marijuana smoker <-(not known by many), famous for his acoustic guitar skills, singing voice, and mellow mood songs. You can listen to him while in any mood and he does not have any homosexual roots like some other definers on this site think. He is a great American musician and influences many modern bands.
Jack Johnson smokes weed and his music is fucking amazing.
Jack Johnson by ILiveInNewJersey December 24, 2008

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield 

I can't believe John Bradshaw Layfield his getthing another WWE Smackdown Championship title shot.

This is a great example of John Bradshaw Layfield backstage political powers, this guy almost has the same power of HHH.