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Layfield 

Fragile physique, only surpassed by his fragile masculinity complex. Invite him over to your house, he’ll probably vomit all over your basement. Total piece of trash, nobody likes, only invited to group things because he is a legacy member — otherwise a total douchebag.
Stop taking secret videos of us to beat off to later. Oh my gosh you’re such a gayfield, Layfield.”
Layfield by No_Skin78 June 22, 2019
Words you can keep

Layfield pause 

The pause you take when you’ve eaten too much but need to stop for a moment before having more.
After two rounds of Thanksgiving dinner, Rhonda needed a layfield pause before starting dessert.
Layfield pause by Sonheim November 25, 2021

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield 

A guy who only ever won the tag team titles for a short time and was european champ for less than a week before losing it at a house show that was suddenly made out to be a big time player on smackdown! because all the big names are on RAW now. A clothesline is not a finishing move. And the WWE champ shouldn't have such crap intro music... a cow fucking moo's in it...
JBL is the WWE champ? WTF?!?!

jbl john bradshaw layfield 

The reason why Smackdown sucks at the moment. The fact that the writers lets this guy hold the WWE title a couple of weeks before he struts around Germany saluting the Nazi is just stupid.

Also see Nazi.
All heil the nazi as he becomes the worst ever WWE Champion since Kevin Nash!

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield 

One of the most loyal, hard-working and superb wrestlers ever to grace the WWF/WWE. Since his change to the JBL character, he has developed enormously into a major talent in WWE programming and was most deserving of his 10-month reign as WWE Champion. He truly did not deserve to lose to Cena in such a short match at WMXXI after such a great tenure.
JBL is one of the all-time greatest, and, I'm telling you, if he hit you with a Clothesline From Hell in real life, you would most definitely be finished!

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield 

The worst Champ since records began. The guy deserves shooting, preferably by his ex tag team partner Faarooq.
The guy was cool when he was a member of the Acolytes, but now he sucks because he got his own head stuck righhhhht up his ar$e.
Please fire him.
John Bradshaw Layfield must be hung, drawn, quartered, burnt and re-burnt. All in favour say HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield 

I can't believe John Bradshaw Layfield his getthing another WWE Smackdown Championship title shot.

This is a great example of John Bradshaw Layfield backstage political powers, this guy almost has the same power of HHH.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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