Hamster cage water 

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.

John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."

Hamster cage water by Lanceroni June 5, 2018

Vulcanic Butt Water 

Vulcanic Butt Water is an activity where water or some kind of liquid (beer is the most common) ir poored trough ones back, passes trough the butt crack and ends up in the other person face. The first mentions of this activity appeared in Budapest-Hungary at a party hostel called Grandio Party Hostel by a group of Portuguese individuals in a bachelor party called "Bizeus Bachelor Party"

That guy is sleeping at the couch, let's vulcanic butt water him.

Vulcanic Butt Water by lulox May 29, 2018

hot ball water 

Sack juice from the seamen glands

I dun diddly gave that girl a load of hot ball water

hot ball water by Bobcharley June 12, 2018

San Jose Water 

New Amsterdam Peach Vodka & Sprite

Instead of buying drinks inside the venue, let's pregame with some San Jose Water

San Jose Water by thatonedudemaloof June 12, 2018

"soft drink" water-saver rule 

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

"soft drink" water-saver rule by QuacksO October 15, 2018

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia 

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

Goosing parkade in water 

A ducking building on fire

“I ran through a ducking building on fire I’m not a coward and you’re a bitch sophia”
“Yeah okay carter, and I walked through a goosing parkade in water”

Goosing parkade in water by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019