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bench-warmer

A woman you've already slept with but have no plans to sleep with again unless you find yourself in a dire situation
Example1
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?

Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer

Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight

Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers
by Killa N Mizzo July 18, 2011
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Modern Warfare 2

1. sequel to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
2. video game
3. hours of fun
4. happiness
5. 11-10-09
the guy: we gotta play some modern warfare 2 nao!
that guy: alright alright chill mang i'm getting on!
the guy: cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod
by soulfaithful November 27, 2009
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willy warmer

Any cylindrical object, usually made of material, that looks as though a penis could fit snuggly inside.
What the hell is that, your willy warmer?
by The Asshatter December 19, 2006
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Waffery

Waff-errr-reee

To waffle, jabber, jibber, ramble and mumble on. Any time you talk or write about something that has no real relavence or importance.
It was merely an exercise in waffery, which is why I mentioned my assumptions, providied my workings out and asked readers to draw their own conclusions.
by Stigward July 12, 2011
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Warner Brothers Discovery

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga.

You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.

You should kill yourself, NOW.

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.

Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.

If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose.

Imagine a father, now we got lots of niggas with, wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy.
Goofy ass decisions at Warner Brothers Discovery
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Emo Warfare

When an emo person or persons complain about their problems to a non-emo person or persons who have no desire to listen or could care less, then the victims to this become emo themselves for a short time or in rare cases permanently.
Dude heather just used her crazy Emo Warfare on me last night and now i feel like crap.
by Fat man Shelley December 9, 2008
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Mrs Warner

Whale who moves people at lunch for no reason
That fucking whale ass teacher
Mrs Warner is a fucking whale
by Picclee May 8, 2019
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