Someone who often times calls others tools to make themselves feel less toolish. Naturally the opposite occurs and they become even more of a tool. In some cases they are sluttly as well. This makes them a dildo.
"Ashley just called me a tool"
"That's because she's a tool and needs tool friends"
"That's what Erin's for.."
"That's because she's a tool and needs tool friends"
"That's what Erin's for.."
by Tmac415 December 24, 2009
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Get the Toolmug. by Not dressed in J Crew January 4, 2008
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Get the toolmug. by Kray-Z George August 23, 2008
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Get the toolmug. 1.(n) A Term often associated with words such as "jerk" or "dickweed" or the phrases that are as follows 2. (n) Nick Coots/ Cooter; "Your Such a Cooter!" 3.(n) Carson;"Don't Be a Carson."
by Karolleeelll July 24, 2009
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Get the Toolmug. A person (usually a lonely male) who believes that a materialistic item will make him appear cooler and more popular. He will usually come up and ask you what you think about his new {item} seeking your opinion instead of waiting for you to comment on it yourself.
by wehttamMAN16 October 19, 2010
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Get the Toolmug. Person 1:Hey dudes, let's go tool it up later.
Person 2: I love tooling with you guys!
Person 3: I tooled earlier today, and I can still feel it!
Person 2: I love tooling with you guys!
Person 3: I tooled earlier today, and I can still feel it!
by BrettIsHott May 15, 2005
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Get the toolmug. stupid faggot that no one likes and is always made fun of for everything. this person is a useless pisece of shit!
phil is a fucking tool
by A1RJORDAN February 15, 2007
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