Play me or Trade me speech

The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."

"How are things going with the new girl??"

"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."

"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."

by IrishMike February 22, 2008

Speed Porn

Speed Porn is downloading as much porn as possible before the cable company cuts off your internet connection because of not paying the bills.

Dude, ComC@st is coming to shut my shit off. I gotta get some Speed Porn!

by Ronius August 24, 2006

Speed Bean

The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.

Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace

by 420palace January 20, 2009

speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.

Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.

by KelEDee March 31, 2009

Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

speed of continental drift

moving at an extremely slow pace

Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!

by Thunnus January 9, 2010

Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010