sementimental

An emotional attachment to one's ejaculate.

Don't mop up that splooge!!!!
It really has sementimental value to me.

by TheNoodler January 14, 2008

Semen Siphon

a whore

Joe: you are a semen siphon

Sally: yeah

by spips September 18, 2009

semen seal of approval

The act of approving a pornographic magazine by masturbating all over it.

Josh: How did you like that playboy.

Mike: It has my semen seal of approval.

by Joshua B-rooks July 6, 2012

semen collector

One who collects semen to give to sperm research

Doctor 1: We need a trustworthy semen collector in order to assure further research.

Doctor 2: I heard Jack is known worldwide for his semen collecting abilities.

Doctor 1: I will look into hiring him.

by Nigger licker October 23, 2013

Simen

Simen is a sexy guy with Big muscles, big penis, handsome and gets all the girls. He is often very fucking good in sports like handball. Simen gets all the girls and the girls can’t resist simen. Simen is super rich and has lots of supreme! Simen is just the best guy in the universe.

Wow! Simen is coming, act cool.

Send simen some nudes.

Simen is a living legend.

Simen is a God

by Simen: the legend April 18, 2018

Semen Theif

When you're going to cum in her mouth but then you catch it in your hand and eat it yourself

Michael: Hew Jason, last night Lisa wanted me to cum on her but thought nah I'll be a semen theif

Jason: Damn, GG bro

by SEMEN_THEIF August 21, 2018

Semen Sizzler

When one ejaculates into a preheated frying pan and or skillet.(not to be confused with simmering semen)

Yo Donnie lastnight the vacuum wasn't cuttin it so I tried the old semen sizzler.

The old lady wanted to try something new lastnight so I spunked on a hot skillet. Apparently it's called the semen sizzler.

I'm just made a semen sizzler yall hungry?

by Newengland413 July 22, 2019