senior moment of clarity

When an elderly person accidentally makes a good point.

George Bush had a senior moment of clarity when he said "the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and burtal invasion of Iraq - I mean of Ukraine. Iraq. Anyway..."

by Spagooter Intruder May 18, 2022

Sergio

a pretty chill guy, there when you need him, sometimes unappreaciated, synonym for awesome, anyone who knows a sergio will die for him, sometimes sergios are a little too honest with those around him

person a: i need advice on something
person b: i'm horrible at advice, you should talk to sergio

about it

by mark twain456 March 13, 2012

Johnson City Senior High School

Johnson City Senior High School (aka Johnson Shitty), is a school that pretends to be the skinny kid at fat Camp. This school has more drug users than honor students. The school with poor test performances, terrible standardized test scores, has completely given up on academics. Instead of improving the knowledge of the students, they have decided to focus on music and music only. In fact, this school revolves around music. In times of great academic need, the school consistently spends more taxpayer money on musical instruments than on text books. The teachers are confused and senile and the counselors are mean and heartless.

If you have hopes of going to a good university, you can stop dreaming. Majority of the graduates go low performance Community Colleges. Even if you are the lucky one, and get into college, don’t think you’ll be ready. Johnson Shitty will not prepare you for college. Once in college, you will realize that the AP classes taught you “how to not sleep” instead of “how to learn.” If you didn’t take AP classes, you might as well drop out, it’s not like you’re going to do anything with your life, especially since you are the comical “Johnson City Graduate.” Please, do yourself a favor, and beg your parents to move.

Person 1- "Dude, where you get all dat weed?"
Person 2- "Some pot head at Johnson City Senior High School"

Person 1- "Excuse Me, but why are you living on the street?"
Homeless Person- "Cus im a proud Johnson City Senior High School Graduate"

by johnsonshittyy December 20, 2010

Hialeah Senior High School

Hialeah Senior High School is The breeding Place for many of Miami/Hialeahs Chonga and Chongo Population. It covers Grades 9 - 12, but most of the school's population drop out by age 16. This is one of the only schools where They serve Stale bread on sandwhiches and warm up four day old pizza for breakfast. Also, This is the ONLY school when you walk into the Administrators Office and find they're out to lunch at 6:45 AM!

Rick : Wow, She is a Huge Chonga.

Paul : She must go to Hialeah senior High School.

by Adrian L. Rodriguez October 18, 2008

sergio de loof

a famous argentine underground artist.
was born in remedios de escalada, partido de lanus, provincia de buenos aires. he fund the argentine underground movement, and several clubs, like bolivia, eldorado, morocco, club caniche, ave porco, cafe paris, and others. he lives in alejandro korn, provincia de buenos aires.

sergio de loof fund bolivia in 1989.

by matias July 3, 2004

senior citizen

A person who lacks basic motor skills and the ability to hear, drive, stand up straight, walk, think clearly, or provide basic financial support for him/her self. Suffers from TMB.

Damn, that retarded kid sure acts a lot like a senior citizen.

by Nick D September 25, 2003

senior ditch day

A day when a part of seniors, especially the ones that don't have AP or honor classes, don't go to school which causes the school a big financial damage since it doesn't receive government's money for 2/3 the class yet has to pay the same amount for teachers, subs, utilities, etc.
Senior ditch day is often agreed among some students to pick some days that are special.

In my school, senior ditch days are days when the day and month added will be 9, like 2/7, 5/4, or 12/6

by nibu March 28, 2009