Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.

Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!

by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020

tache rash

the rash recieved when kissing a moustache-wearing person. 'tache' being an abrieviation for moustache.

that guy gave me a really bad tache rash last night

by the tache-less December 21, 2010

Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it

I got road rash on my back wheels

by Road rasher August 13, 2023

plane rash

Flying back in economy feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Person A: Hey, have you flow long-haul from New York to Abu Dhabi before?
Person B: Yeah! It was so bad it gave me crazy plane rash!

by MountainDave January 17, 2019

the Rash

see Fido

by lil' jedi March 25, 2003

booze rash

a rash following several nights on the beer, caused by blood poisoning.

Hey mate, your holiday in Ibiza must have been a cracker, as your sporting a top booze rash.

by frostr October 27, 2013

Patts pipes is rash

Rash means rash

Patts pipes is rash

by Tessiedraws January 7, 2022