Packing Bananas

Having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Ever since I had the baby, I have been packing bananas.

by By hook or crook January 9, 2012

peeking duck

A large turd that is uncomfortably peeking out of your bung hole

Bro I gotta find a bathroom, I got a peeking duck!

by mrmeanor January 20, 2016

Packing the Mule

When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.

My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.

by RobotxNathan4life February 27, 2019

Picking at scabs

Using someone's past to hurt them in an argument as an easy way to insult them.

Mark : Charlie's such a dick, he brought up my dads suicide
John: He was just picking at scabs, he should be ashamed

by PolishPP January 22, 2021

free picking

Jail talk for when someone randomly singles you out.

“Man, I wasn’t doin’ anything and that officer was free picking me!”

by 100 24/7 June 10, 2021

stacked and packing

(desc. adj)
A good looking woman that is armed.
A woman with large breasts that is carrying a gun.
Occasionally refers to a female undercover policewoman.

"Yea she fine, stacked and packing, mess wif that
and she gonna pop a cap in yo sorry a**"

by Big G lizard September 22, 2007

Picking daisies

Code talk for smoking weed, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc. Also, a vase is a bong and getting an allergic reaction is getting super high.

Hugh: Hey Cain, are we still picking daisies at your crib Friday night?

Cain: Hell yeah, man, I'll have my vase and maybe we'll get allergic reactions.

Teacher: WTF???

by Carlos Muthafuckin' Santana November 1, 2010