Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019

midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.

Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".

by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016

Spooky Midget

The scariest creature you will ever meet. He stalks the hallways and makes loud quacking sounds. His eyes bleed and smear on his victim's pants.

"Holy shite a spooky midget just feckin attacked me"
"Dont you mean a little person?"
"no"

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018

bloody midget

bobur is a bloody midget

bloody midget is babur

by Big nibba gay boi May 26, 2021

midget porn

when someone finds out something they're not suppose to.

me and bryan found some midget porn on liza's computer.

by liza liza liza June 4, 2005

midgets arse

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.

I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.

by Bambino May 6, 2006