lancer evolution

A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.

Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.

Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.

Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?

by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008

green lantern that ho

when you take a poop in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.

Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.

Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.

Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.

Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.

by almightyidill November 16, 2007

pinch a lancer

take a crap, drop a duse

hold on i got to go pinch a lancer

by tselv May 22, 2006

Laniey

LANIEY- is a beautiful person with a beautiful heart! Lanieys usually come with amazingly Gorgeous blue eyes that most will notice at just a glance, and then get lost in them for a life time if she allows it. She is an extraordinary Artist and can sing a world to Peace. Through out her life only those that truly love her will ever be able to spell her name correctly. She is sensitive but in a big hearted kind of way, she lives to make others happy. But doesn't know that her smile alone can heal a broken heart. The Most Best Friend you could ever be blessed with.

Laniey like Laney Boggs on the movie "She's All That" with Freddie Prinze Jr and Rachael Leigh Cook.

Pronounced~ LAY-NEE

"Laniey is Unique like her name"

"LANIEY-BUG"

by Amajus February 3, 2010

Labier

To be more like a labrador in a mixed breed dog that contains labrador

Rofus is more labier than we expected him to be.

by christopher grace December 15, 2008

laiera

The meaning of the given name Laiera represents innovation, independence, determination, courage, sincerity and activity.
It is often strong personalities who have this name. Energetic, charismatic, ambitious and focused.

Born to be an executive. If they have true passion for something, they can give everything for it.

However this also works both ways. If others want to force on to them things which do not inspire, they can totally refuse to go along.

In regards to love they like to have varied and new experiences if possible. They are also interested on same gender.

A persevere person? Laiera

by Laiera January 20, 2022

Jacked O' Lantern

The process of having your Jack O' Lantern stolen from your property.

Scott walked out his front door and looked for his pumpkin. It was then that he noticed he'd been Jacked O' Lantern.

by Sub Zero 78 October 28, 2009