Gerection

A boner in a akward place and time

I had a gerection at church.

by Pepito 18 April 19, 2018

erection perfection

"when the erection satisfys an interactee. Not necessarily limited to penis"

"I was having a look at what Bob had made, and it was quite simply erection perfection"

by Greedylilshoewhore April 21, 2018

Berection

A berection is an erection from a bird

I saw a berection at school today in the trees next to the playground mom

by Cr4zed June 7, 2018

Helecting

When being neglected by selective hearing. Very rude

Dalton was helecting me. How rude.

by Fiery otistic July 16, 2018

derection

Refers to a specific navigational heading towards something that gives you a major boner.

If surrounded by a group of comparably-attractive ladies, a typical dude will usually head in da derection of da gal wif da biggest boobs.

by QuacksO March 8, 2019

erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

by Pp erectus July 9, 2019

Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019