diddlefoddler

Diddlefoddler- a word used to define someone who is perverted or a sex offender

Franco!!! Why the hell would you try to "diddle her fiddle"?? Your such a diddlefoddler

by Weirdo123789 November 24, 2014

Diddler

A type of insult used in hockey but also could be a compliment

Your a fucking diddler mate

by Bambinator April 25, 2020

j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009

farm duddler

some drink produced in a country called namibia where brangelina gave birth....

wtf?! theyre out of fuking farm duddler...

by peterpantheflyingman May 19, 2009

Mac the Daddies

Flirting with boys while having an agenda of dating them. The saying implies inevitable success at acquiring a mac daddy.

"We can't mac the daddies at a work function: it's unprofessional!"
Or "If you want to mac the daddies, you better put on a shorter skirt!"

by K.A. Moss August 3, 2008

Musical Daddies

When a woman has had sex with so many people she is unable to determine the actual father of her kids, thus she points the finger at everyone demanding that they are the father and must help care for the children, often times each child is concieved by different men who are possibly unaware of the others existance.

Natalie couldn't determine who the father was, so she thouroughly enjoyed a nice game of musical daddies.

by Rotted fruit February 10, 2010

diddle

a knob,aka your weiner, usually twiddled by a hoe

"YO JUST GOT HIS DIDDLE TWIDDLED!"
"My diddle is yearning for some twiddle"

by JBeck December 12, 2007