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Gwano Blitz

Quite literally, this is the term for shit attack. An undesirable state. It is when you feel as though the stool in your bowels has shot up and landed in your mouth due to an unwanted or unexpected surprise. And hilarity ensues for everyone else.
Arsalaan found out about the child he fathered 12 years ago during a one night stand because she showed up on his doorstep and dude had a full out Gwano Blitz right there in the foyer.
by Hurricane00 July 18, 2006
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Blithbury

A look someone gives you that indicates he's much too drunk to have understood anything you've said to him in the last twenty
minutes.
Gryphon was giving me a blithbury.
by Vincent Vega January 2, 2004
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blitchy

A mangled contraction of flirty and bitchy
He is soooo blitchy. Hot :)
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blitz

When someone calls doorknob after a fart the person calls blitz to fight back the game only end when one of the 2 persons touches a doorknob
Phil : spews gas out of his assshole

Nick: doorknob you sick fuck
Phil: saffeee/ (nick cutting phil off) to late you big dumb bitch!

Phil:"blitz"
Nick and phil beat the shit out of each other until one of them crawls to a doorknob to get a blowjob from Phil's mother and to end the game
by Girlypleaser July 28, 2017
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Blaise Blitsch

One who likes to smoke weed and get fucked up.

(:
Damn you be doin' a Blaise Blitsch
by mama blessing November 11, 2007
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Blitzing

When two or more people are engaged in an arguement or a fight.
"Yo man, a couple of fools are blitzing down by the park. Ya wanna see?"
by Phoenix March 11, 2003
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Blitzkrieged

Blitzkrieged, when your playing a WWII Video Game and are rushed by an unstoppable mass of axis guys, who you know are like, KILL THEM ALL!!! The end result is your corpse being faced rape.
"OH SHIT THEY JUST BLITZKRIEGED BOB!!!"

"Eh, fecking nOOb was asking for it."
by Lt Frosty January 16, 2009
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