Advertoo

A permanently inked tattoo located on any part of the body that expresses a logo, tagline, or otherwise brand-defining mark of any private or public corporation or organization.

Remember the Mitt Romney fan who got that advertoo on his face?

by LaserSpa of Tampa Bay September 8, 2014

advantage whore

The type of bitch who waits for you to fuck up even if it's just slightly, then goes and exposes you and makes you feel like complete shit over over one tiny mistake. She will take advantage over absolutely anything and everything thing.. gotta watch out for these hoes

AW: Omg cindy!
Cindy: what??
AW: Josh just fucked me over big time!
Cindy: how?? Omg..
AW: He was messaging sarah! He talks to her like everyday!
(Josh was talking about work or something casual and harmless, The Advantage Whore knows it was like the first time they messaged, she was just bored and shit).

by anonymous asf April 18, 2015

Advertisement

An annoying piece of shit that seems to pop up on every internet related page you open

"God dammit, there are too many advertisements on this website."

by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus November 17, 2017

Advertisement

A popular company's way of wasting the little time we have on this Earth for their own financial benefit.

Person 1: "Dude! You can watch advertisements and get shit for free"
Person 2: "Its not free you cunt, you're paying with your soul"

by Beepboopboopbap March 1, 2018

advantage academy

An absolute HELL for all kids and teens who want to attend. At first things are okay then when you least expect it EVERYTHING YOU LOVE will either walk out your life or turn on you. All there is for you is drama. advantage...?... more like DIS-advantage 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

no one:
kids who attend Advantage Academy: i wanna KMS

by exclgabe April 2, 2019

advertising

the activity or profession of producing advertisements for commercial products or services.
"an advertising agency"
advertisements collectively.
"despite being instructed to take the signs down, he says he has no intention of removing the advertising"

Equal opportunity is a state of fairness in which job applicants are treated similarly, unhampered by artificial barriers or prejudices or preferences, except when particular distinctions can be explicitly justified.1 According to this often complex and contested concept,2 the intent is that the important jobs in an organization should go to the people who are most qualified – persons most likely to perform ably in a given task – and not go to persons for reasons deemed arbitrary or irrelevant, such as circumstances of birth, upbringing, having well-connected relatives or friends,3 religion, sex,4 ethnicity,4 race, caste,5 or involuntary personal attributes such as disability, age, gender identity, or sexual orientation.
advertising is my job

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

Advenanovism

A fetish for the strong desire to have sex with new people and strangers. From the latin words "advena" - meaning stranger, and "novis" - meaning new.

My neighbor is in to advenanovism, so I always see new people at his house.

by Batz WG July 24, 2020