Window Shaker

Slang for the old Window mount AC units that vibrated and were loud.

That Window Shaker is barely keep me from sweating to death in this old apartment.

by mccarthy79 July 8, 2010

Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.

Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.

by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006

Windows ME

See shit. This ingenious piece of software is as stable as a skyscraper in a 10.0 earthquake.

lol u use windows em ur gayl lolol111
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Windows ME is shit. Why did they even put it out?

by ExKay August 9, 2003

Windows 7 Party

Suburban sex party for software fetishists. Microsoft supplies a number of videos on "activities" that can be done at these parties.

"You went to a Windows 7 party? I never knew you were into launching."

by nabalzbhf September 29, 2009

Windows Me

The old Windows Vista

I just got an upgrade to Vista today after my Windows Me support period ran out.

by ShakeSicle April 20, 2009

Windows NT

The kernel of many Windows OS'. The OS' that use this to date are NT3.1, NT3.5, NT3.51, NT4, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7, this excludes server only OS'.

The other kernel was 9x, OS' falling under this are MS-DOS, windows 1.x, Windows 2.x, Windows 3.x, Windows 95, Windows 98 and Windows ME

The NT kernel in Windows is a fine piece of craftmanship.

It's not just used in Windows NT

by effy11 February 25, 2010

Windows

1) Holes put in walls of buildings, often rectangular or square, which contain glass. They are there to both let in light and provide a nice view of the outside world.

2) The most popular Computer Operating System today, 'invented' by Microsoft Corporation. It has good ease of use and a wide range of commercial software available.

Many computer experts ('nerds') say that Windows is bloated, unstable, insecure and requires users to upgrade too often. However, Windows is a perfectly fine Desktop OS for non, semi computer literate people and gamers, provided they can install a firewall, virus scanner and spyware remover.

However, for people more experienced with computers or for business applications, other Operating Systems such as Linux or *BSD are faster, more stable and secure, cheaper (erm, free) and more customisable than Windows.

Unfortunately, most of these OSes are harder to use and cannot run Windows software, although there are good free alternatives to Windows software for OSes like Linux such as Open Office for MS Office and Mozilla for IE.

"I bought a new top-of-the-line gaming PC and it came with Windows XP, natch"

by Your worst nightmare November 14, 2003