Toobin

Masterbating on a video conference meeting.

“ Frank you’ve been kinda quiet this whole meeting you aren’t Toobin the time away are you?”

by B Muney October 22, 2020

Toobin'

Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.

"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."

by ADleeCsrsiisoantis October 22, 2020

Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

toobin

The act of masturbating.

Please don't be toobin online.

by Rozzysed October 24, 2020

Toobin

Pleasuring yourself or your partner while on. Zoom call with your colleagues.

Jeff was Toobin during the weekly Zoom meeting because strategizing really excited him and he couldn't help himself.

by ThinkBeforeYouSpeak October 29, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating. Named for Jeffrey Toobin, a New Yorker writer suspended in 2020 for masturbating during an online staff meeting, unaware that his laptop camera was turned on.

I caught my husband looking at porn pix and toobin'.

by Lorenzo Coffin November 11, 2020

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