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Stoned

The overwhelming feeling of despair when trying to memorize rocks and minerals for a Geology exam.
Danny: Dude I got so stoned while studying for our Geology final.
Zach: I know man, me to, hopefully Big B's test won't be too hard
by JZFairfield December 6, 2011
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stoned

The greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.
I'm fine stoned.
by Gwendolyn June 16, 2004
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StonedPenguin

To change the mind regarding MMORPG games and go from game to game declaring each one is better than the last only to change mind within 1-2 weeeks.

Also refers to being Northern and smoking a lot of drugs.
"I love WoW"
"Dude, you loved EQ2 last week, you're such a StonedPenguin"
by Some Dude December 21, 2004
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Stone Wall Jackson

When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.
by b ran jannsen May 22, 2008
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stoned

Extremely high off indica weed. Indica has muscle relaxers and natural pain killers which gives you a major body high, when you have a major body high you feel like your numb, heavy, relaxed, calm, and/or tired. When your indica high(say you smoked some purple kush) you will be sitting on the couch heavy as a stone(hence the "stone" in stoned), also it can blur your vision and give extreme euphoric feelings and elevated thinking.
If you are high on sativa weed it wouldn't be a stoned type of high it would be more head high, head highs are more about thoughts then feelings in your body. The euphoric aspect of sativa is a lot less intense than indica. The feelings of sativa are upper related, sensitive touches feel great, you feel light as a feather(hence the word high, meaning people feel like they are floating), hyped, energetic, and/or awake.
1.Ay Cuhz I'm stoned as fuc!
2.Dude! Wow! I'm so stoned i cant get off the couch man!
3.Orale, I homez i need to get stoned.
by CeeCrazzy July 13, 2009
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G-Shyne

A blood gang that originated from the.G shyne aktually originated in Brooklyn and Lower Eastide (LES), New York.and was originally called GKB (Gangsta Killa Bloods) There are members of g-shyne who are in Florida, Pennsylvania, new york, and new jersey part of the original east koast Blood sets. The name was khanged after finding out that there was a krip-aligned gang kalled Gangstas Killin' Bloods on the west koast. The new name reflekted our Blood allegianke as well as our east koast roots. SUWOOP! Brotherly Love Overides Oppression & Destruktion. Blood Love Overkomes Our Depression
What set u reppin G-Shyne
by DrxppyJay April 22, 2021
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sword in the stone

The act occurs when a couple are having sex without a condom and the male does not "pull out" before ejaculating. The idea is that he is suppose to but it feels too good or he just doesnt give a fuck.
"I had sex with Hannah last night and fell victim to the sword in the stone, i busted inside of her."
by NeonBlack26 July 18, 2009
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