Stanley

A fat man who enjoys taking children into his basement and doing questionable things to them.

Tom: Hey have you seen my son?
Doug: No, Stanley must have taken him.

by Stanley_Dw_This_Isnt_Rob October 15, 2019

Standers

Those who don't make it to the bench in time to get a seat. They end up standing behind all the other players and watch the game from there.

The standers were the last to go in because they had to wait until someone got up off the bench to take a seat.

by The Batman from the 218 December 1, 2011

wedge stanley

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.

That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction

by DBCaptain August 27, 2006

Sweet Stache

A mustache that is totally gnarkill or just looks devilishly good on someone.

What's that heavenly object above that mans mouth?
Why that's a sweet stache!

by Jsizzle4rizzle November 8, 2007

det stache

A moustache grown while on a military deployment. The term is used most commonly by US Marines, as it is the only facial hair allowed by regs. Also, if you're gonna grow a stache and look like a stalker, you might as well do it while on a det, so your family doesn't have to see you like that.

Shim: "How come Jethro is lookin' all creepy these days?"
Dirty: "Yeah, now that his det stache is filling in, he kinda looks like a child molester."

Frumba: "Tom Selleck made it cool in the 80's; my det stache brings the awesomeness today."

by Leeroy J July 1, 2009

douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."

that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache

by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

A fanbase that is filled with autistic queer teenagers that simp for a disembodied voice.

Teen 1: "Do you play The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Teen 2: "Yeah, The Narrator's voice is so hot."

Teen 1: "For real."

by spamtenna August 5, 2023