sledgehammer

what your pulse/heartbeat feel like when you lose your virginity

If you could take my pulse right now, it would feel just like a sledgehammer.

by analpriest November 26, 2014

stodge

Stoned beyond the point of return.

'Hey slow down beatch, you toke any more you gonna get stodgified'

by Vore February 16, 2003

stodgey

Meaning cheap, of poor quality, or does not work well.

I bought this clock, but it's stodgey! The man who sold it to me said it would never break.

by moth December 1, 2003

Sludge

Tired and lazy, lack of motivation

Hey Man, I'm on my couch I so sludge right now

by DBird September 6, 2007

splodge

He owns you. OWNS YOU I SAY!

"You own as much as splodge!"

by yoshi July 22, 2003

Slode

Someone who has mastered the art of being a slut and a chode.

I can't believe you dropped my government like that! You're such a fucking slode.

by Gillmania December 2, 2009

Smodge

Just a wee bit more. Even if it's for a racoon.

I'll take a smodge more of those dates, please.

by masked sweetheart February 16, 2021