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Joey Slap

The act of a male forcefully slapping a woman in the face with his d#ck. Derived from the mating rituals of wild Kangaroos.
Bob wanted to show Alyssa who's boss and gave 'er the old Joey Slap right in the yapper!
by Bob Kiss September 18, 2008
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Jimmy slap

v.
1: The act slapping someone with ones flaccid penis; usually, though not always across the face. The optimal jimmy slap leaves a damp, phallic shaped mark where the phallus made contact with its victim, though this is not mandatory.
Alex passed out at the party so John jimmy slapped him and took a Polaroid.
by Tristram S September 10, 2004
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slap the board

Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.
A mad lad was forced to play slap the board and lost.
by kaspear February 10, 2019
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slap the titty

A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.

During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.

Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."
by bdeggz January 30, 2016
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Slapping Purses

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners
Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.
by Basely Minor November 23, 2019
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clap slap

When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.
Shit... If that kitchen bitch keeps flappin’ her gums, Imma clap slap dat hoe.
by B-rizzle Leeroy November 28, 2019
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bust on slap

to leave, to exit a situation. can also be reversed and used as "slap on bust". or shortened to just slap, or bust.
are you ready to bust on slap from here?
by cjhstl June 8, 2009
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