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Scarlet

Scarlet is terrible person. He is plagiator but nevertheless has managed to become minister of education and science of Ukraine.

He turns a blind eye on violations of laws when it profitable for him.
Scarlet must go home!
by Happy elephant February 14, 2022
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Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"
by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008
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Ro-Scale

A very toxic roblox community, full of leakers, people who cant enjoy things and 95% of people in said community don't have common sense, and the other 5% are developers/game owners who have mental stress and good players what have more than 1IQ.
im a developer for a ro-scale game lol
by Shirod June 6, 2021
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Scale of awesomeness

The scale of awesomeness is a basic 0-10 scale, with as many as 3 decimal places (0.001). The highest ranking, and only perfect ten is Bugs Bunny. There are absolutely no exceptions to this. The scale does not refer to music in any way, except that musicians can be put on the scale according to thier non-musical awesome. The scale is not a perfect line, it is more of a curve. So 9.9 is actually many times farther from 10 as 9.8 is to 9.9.

10: Bugs Bunny
9.98: Chuck Norris
9.96: the Fonz
9.87: pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks, vikings, cavemen, etc.

It is recomended that due to the massive amount of awesome in existence, you should mark harshly, for example:
batman= 9.3, spiderman= 8.7, fantastic four= 4
alphonzo Jifalaphydog: "man, what do you think of Bill and Ted?"
Nasshole racer: "about 9.6 on the Scale of awesomeness"
by Spencer Crispin June 17, 2008
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Scarlett Titler

Probs the greatest sport and swimmer of all time. She asks you what wrong when things are going bad and will never make fun of you. She understands and believes what people say and has voice ever.
by Squeaker Jacky March 13, 2019
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will scales

a gay fish who penetrates fish
you're being such a will scales
by Nubby Chugget July 30, 2018
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dick-ter scale

Just like the Richter scale that measures the magnitude of earthquakes, this refers to how much a guy has rocked your world.

It could also mean how big of a surprise or disappointment his dick is in size.
So , Sally, how was your date last night with John?
OMG! He knows how to work it! He was so a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Let me tell you, John may not have an ass, but he makes up for it in the front. He is at least a 9.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Oh yeah, I had a one night stand with that guy. From what I remember, it wasn't worth it. He was like a 2.0 on the dick-ter scale.

Did you see that bulge in that guys pants? Looks like he could cause some serious damage with thing. He must be like a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.
by Delta Divas June 27, 2011
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