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(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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Back Door Pain Train

When one comes behind a male and hits him in the nuts or penis by coming up through the legs from behind.
Man, last night my girlfriend gave me the worst back door pain train!
by RunsWithWetBuffalo April 21, 2009
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Four Finger Pain Train

The four finger pain train is a controversial practice commonly used by boorish Neanderthal girlfriends in order to dominate their significant other. It involves the sudden unannounced insertions of the four non-thumb digits of the hand up to the hilt into the partners anus. This usually causes the the victim to writhe around in agony for several minutes. But in rare cases can be greatly enjoyed by the recipient.
Dude, I was in Econ the other day and Brian told me that he totally got four finger pain trained by his girl last night. The crazy mofo enjoyed it!!!
by Apricot Noontime Trivia February 21, 2011
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Thought Pain

When someone says something so disgusting and mind-bending, you feel like momentarily killing yourself.
Lets say your sitting at your desk working on your computer, and your mom suddenly walks in and RIPS open your peehole.

Yes, you just experienced thought pain.
by jasonk123 January 16, 2006
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pain barrel

Not allowing others to see pain which is widely considered a sign of weakness.
I don't care if you're tired, pain barrel!
by whl spn January 19, 2008
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cool pains

The pains you get when doing something particularly cool, or when you're in a heightened state of coolness. The pain usually manifests itself as a stomach cramp
homey 1: What's happenin' G unit, why y'all doubled over and rolling round on the floor and shit?

homey 2: I just tried my new robot dance without warming up, I gots me a dose of the cool pains bra
by dave is a queef May 17, 2010
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BME pain olympics

THE most nasty video on the internet. It shows a guy tie up his dick, cut it off, and pull out the organs.Do it yourself castration. This video will scar you.
BME pain olympics. Not recommended for young kids
by Maserati May 30, 2008
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