patch

Synonymous with crack.
In computer hacker terminology, a patch is an editing of a certain data file or executable that enables the end user to bypass the copy protection normally included in said data file. A patch usually consists of editing only a few bytes of assembly code.

Do you have a patch for the latest Agendus for PalmOS? Try pilotw@rez!

by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004

Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.

Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Plath

Rhyming with math, a word used when there is absolutely nothing else to say.

Q: Hey what's up? A: Plath

by Numbuh_4 April 3, 2009

patch

Something fabric you can stitch on a sweater/backpack/trousers/etc.

"Look at my so-c00l KoRn; Issues-patch!"

by `tr4sh.Y February 20, 2004

Elbow Patch

Stimulating a penis with the lubricated crease of one's elbow to the point of ejaculation.

Since Suzy has no hands so she had to give me an elbow patch to get me off.

by Pedro is a Perv April 12, 2011

cabbage patch kids

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

by Straemer October 26, 2007