That's not even a thing

Thought to have originated from the "That 70's Show" quote "...is that a thing?". Highschooler Joshua MacLatchie coined this phrase to mean you are absolutely sure that isn't even a real thing.

This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.

Ex:

Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.

Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.

by 100%RealFactChecker July 8, 2014

jig-a-not

to get so drunk that you punch everything that you touch. you also my urinate on yourself

"i got so jig-a-not last night that i pissed my pants.

by roger dobb July 10, 2007

Mihoyo will not do a 'Raiden Shogun' Rerun

Mihoyo stated that they will not do a rerun for the character Raiden Shogun. They said: 'We won't dissapoint our players by putting the same character in a wish event twice'. They also said they will from now on try to do little to zero reruns of 5-star characters.

NO RERUN OF THE RAIDEN SHOGUN CHARACTER IN GENSHIN IMPACT Mihoyo will not do a 'Raiden Shogun' Rerun

by Eddie Brockclovich September 1, 2021

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

Not giving a fuck

A sentence commonly used to express a feeling of utter and total disinterest in a subject, person, action or remark.
This phrase presents itself in real life most often under criticism...

#person1: Hey, you should stop scooping out the intestines of that badger with a protractor
#person2: I don't give a fuck
#person3: At least use a fucking spoon

---not giving a fuck---

by Laconic Who September 12, 2019

not in a relationship relationship

When a person you are interested in doesn't give any fucking sign/clue that she/he is in a relationship. FUCK
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.

Me: Hey can you help me with something, there's this girl you know. I really like her

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken

Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.

Me: wtf, HOW?

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.

Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship

by dumb-bunny May 12, 2020

Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."

Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.

by Alligator King June 29, 2021