Harvey Humes

THE spider man,if in doubt call Harvey he’ll sort it out,he is also my boyfriend

Wow Harvey Humes shot his white web over me earlier

by Active_fappa April 19, 2023

chocolate hummus

This is just an insult to the Arab world. There is a special pit in hell for you if you dip your pita bread in chocolate hummus. But obviously, the Americans love it because they invented it. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😖😖😖😫😫😫🥴🥴🥴

American: Yo let’s have some Arab food!
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...

by an Arab guy... December 14, 2023

Condom hummus

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.

Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL

by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023

Lemon Hummus

Sweet passionate kisses from one’s true love.

Hey! I miss you, darling! Can I come over for some lemon hummus?

by A Mott April 24, 2025

Love Hummus

Love Hummus

My boyfriend, Fouad, always serves me a large portion of love hummus after love making.

by abulletremainslodgedinmyflesh December 23, 2025

Bed Humps

When two lesbians get horny and push their single beds together for the purposes of humping over the mattress crack.

Gonna invite Sally over tonight; I've got a bad case of the bed humps.

by jugglies69 January 13, 2026

Hum hum hums

When she promised you yum yum yums but ends up using her hands so it’s a hum hum hums. Maybe you should’ve bought given her a massage first or started the yum yum yums. Either way those hum hum hums don’t hit the same as the yum yum yums.

Bro my girl promised me yum yum yums but when I came home late she pulled out the hum hum hums :(

by Rooooodyyy123 February 13, 2021