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Love factor

The 2-4 point jump on the 1-10 attractiveness scale your partner gets when you've fallen for them. You know you're in love when all the sudden your partner has gone from a solid 7 to a 9.
Guy 1 : " Dude, I think I'm in love."
Guy 2 : " Why?"
Guy 1 : " I used to think my girlfriend was a solid 7, now when I look at her she's a 9!"

Guy 2 : " Yeah she's got you with that love factor, man.
by A lightswitch January 8, 2017
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The pucker factor

The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.
Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.
by masteryt May 25, 2012
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Gyte’s Factor

A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)

Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.

Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.

Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
by x427 May 26, 2022
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Nick Factor

The act of over engineering something to a magnitude of up to 50%, but no less than 25%.
That hoser Nick applied a Nick Factor again.
by Unknown Hoser July 12, 2018
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Frits Factor

The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the

deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.

Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."

Example 2.

I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to

help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
by Fritsy Bitsy January 1, 2014
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Fudge Factor

"Cloud9 would be losing right now if it wasn't for the fudge factor
by Barry McCockenner October 19, 2021
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PG Factor

To wear an oversized watch in public, especially in places where it might be harmful, such as an airport or a soccer field
Man, he got a sick PG Factor. Paul, take off your watch
by Putdateamonmyback May 11, 2011
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