South Beach Diet

The Atkins diet for dummies.

Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".

Anyone who thinks the South Beach Diet is different than Atkins is an idiot.

South Beach Diet by GAWII March 24, 2011

Wank-Diet 

A Wank-Diet is initiated by making a promise with oneself or Another person(s) to not participate in the act of masturbating.

Optional: allowances at up to 1 Ejaculation per week

Bob: Hey bro, wanna do some Dutch Rudder tonight?
Ted: No, I'm on a Wank-Diet.
Bob: Good luck, I'll just do the stranger instead

Wank-Diet by valom July 23, 2011

School Diet 

What happens a few weeks into school for a lot of girls.

Skipping breakfast, having a small lunch (i.e. granola bar), and having a small, quick dinner or none at all. Frequently school diet sufferers actually forget to eat for days at a time. Similar to anorexia.

Makes you tired, but has the benefit of weight loss.

Jess: Oh my gosh, how are you so skinny? You never work out or anything!

Kayla: I'm on the school diet, duh!

School Diet by freshanon August 11, 2010

cum diet 

A weight loss program in which a person ingests sperm in the place of sweets. The sperm replacement hinders both the oral fixation of needing to graze as well as reinforcing the mind that sweets are not required. To be in conjunction with good eating and exercize. Found effective in reducing cravings. Sperm ingestion to be performed at time of cravings for sweets. Also helped tone neck and jaw areas.

I was 210 lbs. After three weeks of strictly working out and eating properly, I had lost 12 lbs. Then it slowed to about a pound or two a week. I added the cum diet to my regiment, and not only did I lose my extra chin, but 3 months later, I weigh 120 lbs. I would drink my bf's sperm whenever I had a craving for sweets or chips. Sometimes 4 times a day. Now I hardly want a sweet but maybe once every 2 or 3 days. It cured my sweet tooth and helped me loose the weight.

cum diet by ms thin February 15, 2010

cyber diet 

When you must go without your phone (including social medias) for an extended period of time.

dude, my phone broke and i cant get a new one until next week, looks like im on a cyber diet.

cyber diet by SuperDuperWordGirl December 20, 2013

GAMBLERS DIET

When a gambler goes out to Las Vegas, Loses all his money on friday night, and has to barrow from friends or eat off used plates at the keno bar until sunday afternoon.

Carlos went to Vegas last weekend. He played Texas Hold em for a couple of hours and lost. So he moped around the rest of the weekend on a Gamblers Diet.

GAMBLERS DIET by Broke4real November 6, 2010

WoW diet

when you eat around the clock becuase a creepy little 12 year old needs to be run through WC.

the wow diet consists of Chiko rolls chips and pizza

WoW diet by freshfuxx March 18, 2008