Slippery Rubber Crunch

when you bite into a dildo thats all lubed up and ready to go, but bite too hard and make your way to its vibrating core.
dude in that hentai, this kawaii lolli pulled a slippery rubber crunch

oh sheisse dude, your such an otaku furfag
by PhrogKillr December 09, 2014
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chunky white crunch

Crystal methamphetamine more specifically crystal methamphetamine when smoked using e-meth
Thanks to e-Meth, now I don’t even need to leave the bar to get the sweet shabbu shabbu. Mama can smoke that chunky white crunch anywhere!
by Daddy poopsock October 01, 2021
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keyboard munch and crunch

When you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on.
Jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.
by Jules350 October 21, 2015
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Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.
by EatAnKlok February 14, 2022
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Horny Bubba Crunch

This is my favorite flavor of Bill Clinton ice cream.
YUM You Guys! Have some Horny Bubba Crunch!
by Crazy Ass October 25, 2004
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Malarky Nuget Crunch

Mmmm... This Malarky Nuget Crunch is great!
Pass me the Malarky Nuget Crunch!
by lokijki January 27, 2008
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Cheesy Gordita Crunch

That one item on that sweet sweet Taco Bell menu that will literally make you shit your guts so far out of your ass they will land in Canada unless you live in Canada then it’ll probably end up somewhere in the Ohio...but like it’s worth it
Carl: Ayo I need that good shit
Taco Bell Cashier: What sir?
Carl: I NEED THAT GOOD SHIT, FUCKER
Taco Bell Cashier: Sir please specify or leave the store
Carl: Oh yea I want that good ass Cheesy Gordita Crunch
by Spicy Cabbage November 09, 2019
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