Human Centipee

When a girl pisses in your mouth and you piss on the floor or better yet in someone else's mouth

Let's get my roommate to come in here and extend the Human Centipee. The more the merrier!

by MeanDabby February 21, 2019

Queef Coating

The gender version of "whitewashing", where you take a perfectly good film and completely ruin it by making all the male cast members female for the sake of progress.

I used to love Ghostbusters until it was dipped in queef coating. Ruined my childhood.

by Odd_James June 27, 2019

trapped centipede in my asshole

When a centipede is trapped travels up your asshole only to eat away at your body inside out.

Evil bitch trapped centipede in my asshole until I died.

by Captain Lorily February 19, 2020

Pubic Centimeters

The metric for pubic hair coverage

Brendan has 40 pubic centimeters coverage. I think he's a quarter Hungarian.

by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020

Wook Centipede

Wooks borrowing everything from each other, forever.

Since Covid has ended festivals, we can only assume wooks are sustaining themselves with a Wook Centipede.

by Definitely_Not_Steve September 20, 2020

Stevia coating

Whereas sugar coating involves omitting or downplaying information to make it more palatable, stevia coating is purely additive, preserving all of the original detail, but serving it alongside more pleasant, funny, or comforting information.

Example:

True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."

Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."

Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."

"I usually stevia coat bad news"

"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."

by Cato the Lesser December 2, 2020

2 centimeter defeater

Lays

-yo bro have you met the 2 centimeter defeater yesterday?

-yeah bro i couldnt walk afterwards.

by 2 centimeter defeater's friend March 11, 2022